natasha-romannoff:

Best female characters - Jillian Bell (Workaholics)

inlovewithbooksandboybands:

This is sooooooo cute excuse me while I die

inlovewithbooksandboybands:

This is sooooooo cute excuse me while I die

This is the earliest I’ve gone to bed in a month and I’ve been drunk all day

assholedisney:

I strongly identify with wood elves because I too like to drink wine and talk about how men are failing

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

escapekit:

Aquatic Wildlife

Singapore-based artist Keng Lye renders beautiful scenes of fish, turtles and other aquatic animals on to repurposed containers using acrylic paint.

thesylverlining:

defend-p0ptarts:

Here’s a picture of cops watching the Mike Brown memorial burn.

Put this everywhere. Show everyone. The protest pictures capture the determination and strength of the people they abuse.
Even if they’re not literally punching a protestor here… THIS picture captures them.

thesylverlining:

defend-p0ptarts:

Here’s a picture of cops watching the Mike Brown memorial burn.

Put this everywhere. Show everyone. The protest pictures capture the determination and strength of the people they abuse.

Even if they’re not literally punching a protestor here… THIS picture captures them.

fanbingblink:

We should see all the things that make people and the world different and not pretend that we are colorblind or that one story is enough to represent a whole group of people.

Sara Farizan

mockingday:

Watch Emma’s speech and take action

(A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”
Gay Man: “Excuse me?”
Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
(The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
(Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
(The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)

FAVE DISNEY CHARACTERS : ONE KING : EMPEROR KUZCO
Will you take a look at that? Pretty pathetic, huh? Well, you’ll never believe this, but that llama you’re looking at was once a human being. And not just any human being. That guy was an emperor. A rich, powerful ball of charisma. Oh, yeah! This is his story. Well, actually, my story. That’s right… I’m that llama. The name is Kuzco… Emperor Kuzco. I was the world’s nicest guy and they ruined my life for no reason. Oh, is that hard to believe? Look, I’ll tell you what. You go back a ways, you know, before I was a llama, and this will all make sense.

scjacka:

Speaking of amazing fictional ladies

thecutestofthecute:

"He was so tired that he had to be carried home"

thecutestofthecute:

"He was so tired that he had to be carried home"

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